Te voy a querer de tantas formas que no vas a saber qué hacer con ellas.
- (via cafeymalasmanias)


A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.




why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????



McQ & blk water

B&W Fashion //  ✖ ✖


school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife


 m o d e r n ▽ f a s h i o n  always follow back


True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers (via psych-facts)